There are many occasions in which you may want to send someone a self-destructing message: you suspect that your message recipient is under surveillance, you have a secret meeting, or maybe it’s just because you’re just so darn cool.
It can be tough work to come up with the perfect self-destructing note. There’s nothing worse than having to scramble for your secret meeting buddy’s cell number, only to realize that he changed it. Adding insult to injury, you’re left wondering if he ever meant to keep your привнот note in the first place.
Below are five of the most awesome self-destructing messages you’ll ever receive! Read them carefully, write down your favorite quote from each and then be sure not to send these notes out on a date where you hear an Al Jolson song or know that is not a good day for music.
- The Self-Destructing Confession Note
Do you have something you want to confess? After all, it’s better to be the one doing the confessing than the one being confessed to. Before you send your confession note, make sure not to reveal your identity or actual confession. You want it to be as surprising as possible and unexpected. Have fun with this.
- The self-destructing love note
Love notes are great in and of themselves, but their value increases when they self-destruct. This is a great way to keep your lover, or the person you want your lover to think you are, on their toes. Why not suggest that you could self-destruct at any moment?
- The Self-Destructing Text Message
You have a secret admirer that’s been texting you all day long with little messages of romance and devotion. You still have the messages on your phone, but they’re all of the self-destructing variety. This clever way to tell your secret admirer that you love them and only need a minute more to finish an essay that’s due tomorrow, but you promise you’ll get back to them as soon as possible.
- The Self-Destructing Email
This note is similar to the text messages, but with an extra twist. Rather than just telling your secret admirer that you love them, write them a personal email rather than a standard text and attach a self-destructing note. This is a great way to show your secret admirer you’re interested in them without revealing your identity.
- The Self-Destructing Sticky Note
How long can you last when you have self-destructing sticky notes stuck to everything and everywhere? In this alternative version of the self-destructing note, every time there’s a new sticky note, it slides off an undulating metal surface. By the time you’re finished with all 50 notes, all that will be left is an eccentric old lady who’s covered in sticky notes.